You say "Chocks Away" when starting your car.
You Know You Play Too Much WoW When...
You say "Chocks Away" when starting your car.
When you wonder how many rulers away from the curb you are when parking your car.
... when you use manoeuvre cards to plan your route on Google Maps.
...when you tell the (Mrs, fiance, girlfriend, etc)....."Nice Six!"
Personally when getting into the car first thing I shout "Switches off!......Switches on!.....Contact!" before turning the ignition key.
Personally, I think WoW is a bit like coffee... there's no such thing as too much. If I'm shaking, it means I've let my tolerance slip, and probably need more.
...when trying to reach the top shelf of a cupboard, I look for a peg instead of a stool.
When you yell "Tally Ho!" when you spot your exit sign and everyone in the car gives you thatlook!
you wear a scarf and goggles to bed!
You're always worried that even the slightest door ding may make your car explode.
You simply cannot drive past your local hobby store without stopping in and looking at all the planes in the display case THAT YOU ALREADY OWN!
"Play Too Much"?? I'm confused...how is it possible to play too much Wings of War?
At a Tarot card reading, you draw the Judgement, the Chariot, and the explosion card.
Originally Posted by SgtWaka
Tarot Card
...when you make an explosion card out of a tarot card....
Now that was funny.
Too much WoW....
When you do overtime you don't think in terms of how many dollars you will earn, but how many WoW miniatures you can buy!
when you announce to your wife that for the next 2 minutes you'll be moving fast (or slow...depending on how quickly you want to turn and if you need to turn around...)
During the drive home from work, in a traffic jam, you seriously contemplate making an Immelman
When your driving around roundabouts you look if other cars are in your firing arc...No?...just me then
Godot shows up mid-sortie...
When a bad driver cuts in front of you on the highway, you line up and make
lever cocking sounds as you "line up" for a shot with the spandaus!
When someone asks you to go out for wings and beer and you ask them if they want to use the rear blind area rules for two-seaters or not.
When you try starting your outboard motor by hand spinning the prop
Run for your life - there are stupid people everywhere!
Good one!!!
...when the wife tells friends that the reason my son got curtains for his bedroom window was so that I could use the sheet that's covered it since we moved in to make a playmat.
When you hear something get broken in another room, and you think to yourself, "Oh that sounded like an A damage".
...when you first collect climb-counters before going up stairs.
How stupid! You don't need climb markers to go up stairs. Every time you play the climb card you gain one step.
How you know about my "Steigflugrate"?
Sry, I forgot that some older models might have an other climb rate.
I can relate to that ...
Now that is class
for me when you say yeah I do that too to all the above
OK.. now I need to add this Tarot deck to my collection.. I love the explosion card!!
You check out this site for new postings, before you address your E-mails each morning.
"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."
No, that does not count. That's (my) normal every day routine...
You know that you play to much whem you see this pic
and think:
"Wow, isn't she beautyful? What a gorgeoes...plane!"
A ghost of a chance.
Hi Blue Baroni. I can see that I am just a beginner when it comes to playing too much.However, I am starting to hallucinate, I thought that there was a woman in front of your aircraft spoiling the view, but when I looked again all I could see was the plane, so I guess I am O.K. after all.
Rob.
"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."
You Know You Play Too Much WoW When... You cancel a WoW Match because of a cloud of vulcano ash...
unserious: Is it reasonable to play WoW at times like this? My two cents: Yes it is! Prop-planes are not effected by the ash!
Hi Bruno.
We had no choice here in England. All our aircraft were grounded by order of the Government. They would not know an air screw from their.... jet engine.
Rob.
"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."
I know the postman personally as he has been delivering plane parcels or associated every day for the last two weeks.
I laugh in the face of danger - then I hide until it goes away!
Actually, this one:
Mike
"Flying is learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss" Douglas Adams
"Wings of Glory won't skin your elbows and knees while practicing." OldGuy59
But at least some of us "newbies" appreciate this thread bump!
Hell, I've been here 9+ years and never saw this thread.
You know you play too much (not possible) Wings when you put your car into a stall while pulling into the driveway.
When your wife peevishly demands: “What the hell is ‘perform the Immelmann!’ supposed to mean when I ask if I need to make a U-turn or not?”
When you plan everything in three phases
and you want more lozenge camouflage!
Oh, yeah! Like so badly, it gets into another game...When you plan everything in three phases
and you want more lozenge camouflage!
Mike
"Flying is learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss" Douglas Adams
"Wings of Glory won't skin your elbows and knees while practicing." OldGuy59
when you................WAIT! THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH WINGS OF GLORY!!!
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