"Now Seagoon, look into my eyes, toot toot toot... Little daggers come out and point all the way along my eyes to his, too-tooty toot toot... The secrets of Bottles mesmerism is bending Ned to my will... Strainnnnn strainnnnn powers of eyes, powers of eyes... Ohhh squint, squint, squinteeee... Squin... Ohh, my nose has started to bleed."
[Bluebottle, "Ned's Atomic Dustbin", _The Goon Show_]
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